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You Know What They Say About Snitches

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Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
Critical Role (Web Series)
Relationship:
Jester Lavorre & Essek Thelyss
Character:
Essek Thelyss, Jester Lavorre
Additional Tags:
Episode: c02e097 The Fancy and the Fooled, jester goes through with the original plan
Stats:
Published: 2020-03-23 Words: 1824

Summary

“Ah… this… friend of yours? He sounds like… a good person?”

“Weeell… Yes and no…” She leaned in conspiratorially and quietly whispered in his ear. “Actually we recently discovered that he is a traitor!”

Oh.

“Oh.”

Casually breaking the world. By the power of friendship.

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Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
Critical Role (Web Series)
Relationship:
The Mighty Nein & Essek Thelyss
Character:
Essek Thelyss, The Mighty Nein
Additional Tags:
episode: c02e138
Stats:
Published: 2021-05-19 Words: 323

Summary


Time breaks around them. And then it reforms, and Essek feels his wounds heal painlessly in an instant.

“We did it.” 

And then there is a yell on his left. “That was so cool!” And Jester is throwing her arms around him.

-

Aka Essek actually gets acknowledged for doing something really fucking cool.

Welp, That's One Way To Turn Deviant

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Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
Relationship:
Hank Anderson & Connor
Character:
Connor (Detroit: Become Human), Gavin Reed, Hank Anderson
Additional Tags:
Crack, i have no good explanation, remember that scene where gavin asks connor for a coffee?, i didn't like that scene
Series:
Part 1 of Welp, That's One Way To Turn Deviant
Stats:
Published: 2018-07-01 Completed: 2018-07-02 Chapters: 2/2 Words: 1878

Summary

Make a coffee for Detective Reed.

Oh, hell no.

Connor felt a twitch in his programming, and he sharply turned around to the coffee maker, and started preparing a coffee.

Bring the coffee to Detective Reed.
 
He was absolutely not doing that.

Bring the coffee to Detective Reed.

Alright, fine, he would. But he would also spit in it.

Excuse you? I'm busy petting a dog?

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Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
Relationship:
Hank Anderson & Connor
Character:
Connor (Detroit: Become Human), Hank Anderson, Sumo (Detroit: Become Human)
Additional Tags:
Crack, Fluff, the tiniest bit of angst, Today on weird reasons to deviate:, I could do the mission or I could keep petting this dog, One of those things will happen
Series:
Part 2 of Welp, That's One Way To Turn Deviant
Stats:
Published: 2018-07-02 Words: 2114

Summary

Stop petting the dog.
 
Now that was just… maybe the most unreasonable thing Connor had ever had to read with his own two eyes.

Sleepover

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Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
Final Fantasy XV
Character:
Ardyn Izunia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia
Additional Tags:
Sleepovers, technically this counts as a sleepover, Crack
Stats:
Published: 2019-07-06 Words: 1320

Summary

They would be heading out to the disc tomorrow, but now it was time to rest.

Or so Ardyn thought.

He had just gotten comfortable, arms crossed behind his head, and his hat drawn down into his face, seconds away from sleep, when he felt the distinct prickling sensation of someone staring at him creep under his skin.

Writer's Block

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Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
Relationship:
Martin Blackwood/Jonathan Sims
Character:
Jonathan Sims, Martin Blackwood
Additional Tags:
misusing the powers of Beholding for fun and profit
Stats:
Published: 2019-11-09 Words: 975

Summary


“Jon? How do you feel about using your powers for good?”

Jon looked up from the crossword puzzle that the Beholding was steadfastly refusing to help him out on, and raised an eyebrow at Martin. “How exactly am I meant to use the power to make people relive their worst experiences for good? Do you need someone tortured?"
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In which Martin finds a creative solution to his writer’s block.

Sir Damien's Anxiety Is Not Kind To Anyone

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Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
F/F, F/M, Multi
Fandom:
The Penumbra Podcast
Relationship:
Lord Arum/Sir Damien/Rilla (Penumbra Podcast)
Character:
Sir Damien (Penumbra Podcast), Rilla (Penumbra Podcast), Lord Arum (Penumbra Podcast)
Additional Tags:
Sir Damien's Anxiety, Fluff and Angst, Hugs, Kisses, The Problem of How to Kiss Lord Arum
Stats:
Published: 2019-07-19 Words: 1322

Summary

"Damien clung onto Rilla like a drowning man who was almost okay with drowning and was really more concerned about not accidentally dragging someone else down with him."

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Aka the story in which Damien has an anxiety about Rilla and Arum being just fine without him

Teen and Up

I will wake you

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Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
Curse of Strahd
Relationship:
Rahadin/Strahd von Zarovich, Rahadin & Strahd von Zarovich
Character:
Strahd von Zarovich, Rahadin (Dungeons & Dragons)
Additional Tags:
can be read as either ship or gen tbh, Panic Attacks, kinda i guess, The Unrelenting Passage of Time, and the, Existential Crisis, that follows, Hugs, Tenderness
Stats:
Published: 2021-10-13 Words: 373

Summary

Time flows differently for someone who can never die.
That can be a problem, when one cares for someone who is very much mortal.

The Only Valid Incarnation Of The Girl Once Known As Tatyana Federovna

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Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
Curse of Strahd
Relationship:
Tatyana Federovna/Strahd von Zarovich, Reincarnation of Tatyana/Strahd von Zarovich
Character:
Strahd von Zarovich, Reincarnation of Tatyana
Stats:
Published: 2022-05-28 Words: 1345
Work In Progress

Summary

Tatyana has been reborn once again. This time she was taken in by a shrewd tavern owner who raised her into a savvy young woman who can look out for herself.

Her relationship with Strahd will happen on her own terms this time.

Vesper Pool Party

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Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
Gen
Fandom:
Final Fantasy XV
Relationship:
Gladiolus Amicitia & Prompto Argentum & Noctis Lucis Caelum & Ignis Scientia
Character:
Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Noctis Lucis Caelum
Additional Tags:
Vacation, Fluff and Angst, Swimming, Mentions of Drowning, Okay the drowning is slightly more than mentioned but nobody dies
Stats:
Published: 2019-06-26 Words: 2729

Summary

AU where the Vesper Pool isn't teeming with monsters and is instead a nice vacation spot

The boys have set up camp at a haven close to the Vesper Pool, and since they've had a harrowing few days of too many battles they'd only barely managed to get out of unscathed, it is decided that they should take a day for themselves.

Sense of Direction

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Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
Stardew Valley (Video Game)
Relationship:
Sebastian/Player (Stardew Valley)
Character:
Sebastian (Stardew Valley), Player (Stardew Valley)
Additional Tags:
Gender-Neutral Pronouns, Slow Burn, (as slow as it can be in less than 2k words), POV Sebastian, Comedy, Fluff
Stats:
Published: 2022-03-16 Words: 1740

Summary

The new farmer keeps getting lost in the carpenter’s shop. And Sebastian is kinda annoyed at first. And then he finds it a bit endearing. And then he kinda misses it once the farmer finally remembers the right way.

But it’s fine, because by now they can properly be around each other without the farmer accidentally stumbling down the stairs.

invest in a proper heating system for your safehouses, kids!

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Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
Relationship:
Martin Blackwood/Jonathan Sims
Character:
Martin Blackwood, Jonathan Sims
Additional Tags:
Fluff, Sharing a Bed, Huddling For Warmth, there were so many beds at the safehouse and yet
Stats:
Published: 2019-12-03 Words: 1318

Summary

Daisy had thought ahead, Martin noted, while both he and Jon were looking into the bedroom of the safehouse, which was fitted with not one, not two, but three beds.
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Daisy had not thought ahead, Martin noted later that night, while both he and Jon were lying in their respective beds, shivering against the cold.

Peter Nureyev and the Ruggedly Handsome Detective

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Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
The Penumbra Podcast
Relationship:
Peter Nureyev/Juno Steel
Character:
Juno Steel, Peter Nureyev
Additional Tags:
set between Murderous Mask and Midnight Fox, they are both horny disasters, liberally glossing over the details of the case because who needs those honestly
Stats:
Published: 2019-07-22 Words: 1387

Summary

Nureyev is dressed to impress.
Juno feels like he looks like something the cat dragged in. That’s just what digging through a dumpster does to you.
Nureyev doesn’t seem to mind as much as Juno feared though.

Loss and Gain

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Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Relationship:
Loki & Thor (Marvel)
Character:
Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel)
Additional Tags:
Post-Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie), Fix-It, Loki (Marvel) Needs a Hug, Loki (Marvel) Gets a Hug, Thor (Marvel) Needs a Hug, Hurt/Comfort, Fuck Infinity War And Everything It Stands For
Stats:
Published: 2018-04-29 Words: 1381

Summary

Thor spends some quiet time thinking about what has been lost.

He finds he might have not lost quite as much as he thought.

Mature

Explicit

You’re mine (I just don’t know it yet)

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Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
Borderlands
Relationship:
Handsome Jack/Rhys (Borderlands)
Character:
Handsome Jack (Borderlands), Rhys (Borderlands)
Additional Tags:
Trans Rhys, Trans Male Character, Smut
Stats:
Published: 2018-09-16 Completed: 2018-10-20 Chapters: 5/5 Words: 16007

Summary

Sure, Rhys is the biggest Handsome Jack fanboy ever, but he’s always been decent about it.

Everyone gets wet dreams once in a while, but when Jack learns that Rhys’ aren’t about him he gets mildly jealous and puts the fact that he lives in his brain and the powers over the man’s mind that come with it to good use.

After he saved the bumbling idiot from himself for the twelfth time, Jack realizes that he might actually start to like Rhys, not only as a toy but as a person? Not that he’d ever let anyone know that. Ever. Least of all Rhys. Nah, Rhys can suck a dick. Jack’s dick to be specific, but only in his dreams. For now.

Curiosity

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Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
Relationship:
Gavin Reed/Reader
Character:
Gavin Reed, Reader, Trans Male Reader - Character
Additional Tags:
Male Reader, Trans Male Reader, Trans Gavin Reed, Trans Male Character, Smut, Rimming, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Vaginal Fingering, Angst and Fluff and Smut
Series:
Part 1 of Curiosity killed the cat, but Satisfaction brought it back
Stats:
Published: 2018-09-12 Words: 6313

Summary

Gavin posts a hot selfie.

You try and fail to be casual about it.

He invites you back to his place.


Gavin/Reader version of Satisfaction

Satisfaction

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Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom:
Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
Relationship:
Connor/Gavin Reed
Character:
Connor (Detroit: Become Human), Gavin Reed
Additional Tags:
Trans Gavin Reed, Trans Connor (Detroit: Become Human), Trans Male Character, Smut, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Rimming, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Vaginal Fingering, Alternate Universe - Human
Series:
Part 2 of Curiosity killed the cat, but Satisfaction brought it back
Stats:
Published: 2018-09-16 Words: 6325

Summary

Gavin posts a hot selfie.

Connor tries and fails to be casual about it.


Gavin/Connor version of Curiosity